Banana Bunker

This faint blue forcefield renders your banana impervious to attack. Just bend the crenellations of the bunker to conform to the unique shape of your banana, then insert the banana and twist on the cap. There is a hole at the top and bottom of the bunker to accommodate the stem and allow for bananas of unusual size, although I doubt you could keep your plantains in here. At a mere six bucks it makes for an excellent white elephant gift or stocking stuffer for the banana eater in your life. Sure to be a conversation starter.