How to Get Your Stolen Car Back
by Zog
Alan Heuss was sitting in his BMW in Ohio one night. ”Some young man came up and opened the passenger door and stuck a gun in my face and told me to get out,” Heuss said.
The thieves got away with Heuss’ car, cell phone and some cash.
Later that night, one of his friends got the brilliant Idea to use the stolen phone to get back the stolen car. His friend texted the stolen phone: ‘I’m going to tell them I’ve got a bunch of hot chicks, as if I’m texting you, and that we’ve got some drugs, too.’”
The thieves took the bait and arrived in the stolen car, only to find cops rather than chicks and drugs.
Hilarious. I’m going to remember this one…